I don’t care for U2

So I find this joke is particularly funny.

Bono is at a U2 concert in Glasgow when he asks the audience for some quiet. Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone… “Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

A voice from near the front pierces the silence… “Well, stop fucking clapping then.”

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